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Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Do married men like sucking dick?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why is our generation so unhappy?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
A recipe to reverse cancer’s sweet tooth - Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Here's What To Expect From A New COVID Variant Going Around - BuzzFeed
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
NASA withdraws support for conferences - SpaceNews
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
Shortcuts App to Get Revamp With Apple Intelligence Integration - MacRumors
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is Claude AI better than ChatGPT for Alexa?
No way
Still no good
Next, they tried...
How do I study with focus and concentration and avoid distractions and procrastination?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Just Forget it!
Is it considered rude to comment on someone's weight? Is it simply stating a fact?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Covid-19 hospitalizations hit new low in Vermont, with future of vaccines uncertain - VTDigger