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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 07:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Do married men like sucking dick?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why is our generation so unhappy?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

A recipe to reverse cancer’s sweet tooth - Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Here's What To Expect From A New COVID Variant Going Around - BuzzFeed

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

NASA withdraws support for conferences - SpaceNews

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Scientists make disturbing discovery in analysis of human bodily fluids: 'Further research is required' - Yahoo

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

Shortcuts App to Get Revamp With Apple Intelligence Integration - MacRumors

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is Claude AI better than ChatGPT for Alexa?

No way

Still no good

Next, they tried...

How do I study with focus and concentration and avoid distractions and procrastination?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Are democrats inherently stupid or just lazy? They can Google " Ohio is investigating reports by residents that migrants are eating the local wildlife " why can't they seem to do the most simple things? Blind, ignorant, stupid or obtuse?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Just Forget it!

Is it considered rude to comment on someone's weight? Is it simply stating a fact?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Covid-19 hospitalizations hit new low in Vermont, with future of vaccines uncertain - VTDigger